very secret dog meeting
"we must overthrow the bunnies and the ladybugs"
|—||Quantum Love (originally: Une rencontre)|
Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets
"we must conspire against the bunnies"
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
1 year later and I’m a lesbian
Did you know that on Ellen’s body the letters C-O-N-S-E-N-T were spelled out with the following phrases?
C- consent is not the absence of a no; it is the presence of a yes
O- agreement, permission, approval, authorization, endorsement, assent
N- Know that the person can say “red” “no” or “stop” before assuming they will
S- Rubbing, fondling, touching, hands down the pants, help undressing, kissing and smiling
E- Want to play? Do you have a condom? Can I kiss you? Are you ready? Did you wash your hands?
N- you’ll know when I want to have sex with you because I will say yes, or ask for it myself
T- Consent is unbelievably, inarguably bubbling sex cauldron hot
"…But I’ve wanted to experiment before…"
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
Altered my Pizza John shirt into a strapless corset top. LOVE IT. Haters will undoubtably hate. #notyourgoodfatty #dftba #johngreen #fatshion #ilooksmokin #umadbro #ifttt http://ift.tt/1q9tXLR
im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am
Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.