ello there ;)

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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insanity-and-vanity:


Ryan Murphy just comfirmed on twitter that this year’s season of American Horror Story’s "Freakshow" will feature Jessica Lange singing a cover of a Lana Del Rey song! Details on which episode or song still haven’t been released yet, but it is likely to be on the first premiere 1 hour and a half special episode "Monsters Among Us"


*fangirls so hard I pass out*

insanity-and-vanity:

Ryan Murphy just comfirmed on twitter that this year’s season of American Horror Story’s "Freakshow" will feature Jessica Lange singing a cover of a Lana Del Rey song! Details on which episode or song still haven’t been released yet, but it is likely to be on the first premiere 1 hour and a half special episode "Monsters Among Us"

*fangirls so hard I pass out*

high-blogging:

fucking ellen

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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Do u ever wear shirts. Do you need a shirt. Should we start a shirt drive for u. Im concerned
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zanetheaiden:

I have a shirt. This particular shirt is sweaty and nasty from soccer practice. I have other shirts, but I’m more comfortable shirtless.

Most of the time when I go on my blog, it’s the end of a long day and I’m pretty much done with everything I’ve needed to do. I relax, and I take my shirt off and probably just wear boxers.

I wouldn’t expect you to keep your bra on when you’re done with your day